The Visitor

A pastor decides to make an unannounced visit to a parishioner. When no one answered the door, he left his business card. On the back he wrote Revelations 3:20:

Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me.

The following Sunday, the pastor was surprised when the parishioner presented him with his own business card. On his card, the parishioner had written Genesis 3:10:

He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid."